Shaver Talk

One day my friends ended up talking about shavers which soon carried on to why I don't shave my legs. Wrong. I do. It's just that at that time I didn't have shavers.
Then they started questioning if I shaved my pits. And the answer is yes.
Then they began to ask "Well if you shave your pits why don't you shave your legs?"
I replied with "I told you before, i shave both"
Them: "Well why haven't you shaved your legs?"
Me: "I only had one crapy razor left so i shaved my pits"
Them: "Why didn't you shave your legs?"
The answer is simply really, I always wear pants-Well rarely I don't- So no point wasting a razor on that when you don't see my legs.
Anywho I was having a big thinking-daydreaming-notdoingschoolwork-thing.
Now, I had a really big think.
What If you where someone with one crappy razor left and someone who didn't wear pants?
Would you shave your pits or your legs?
I mean, would you go walking around like this:

 

Or This:

I had no idea what one I would choose if i was that person.

But that left me thinking, What would happen if you had NO shavers.

Would you be left standing out of your normal crowd like this:

I still find it real hard to find out what to do.
All I could think of was putting over a bag over your head... But that doesn't really help much besides hiding your identity- But by then every would know you as Spider Legs or some name my brain can't produce right now (No thanks to overdose of orange Tic Tacs)
The only other thing I could think of was setting yourself on fire- I'd burn all of your hair off and take you out of school/work. The bad side of it was you'd be left with skin problems and your head hair would also be gone.