YOUR SPINE (And Dude Desktop Buddy)

Ok, today I finally met a person who thinks they are the best person in the world, even better then Chuck Norris infact.
We were at a science competition. I was in a group of 4; me, Elkface, Rumerr and Tash. We had to make a bridge that would be able to let some weights on a small car go over it [it failed epicly because the car kept falling off. But besides that it was the strongest bridge there]. There was heaps of other schools there and next to us was a group from some random school [which from my experience was extremely bad] There, there was 4 others, 3 of them did the work... ALL the work. The other one was a lazy bum.
HE
JUST
SAT
THERE.
NAGGING AT HIS TEAM MATES.

it was like they were his slaves.

I mean, like SERIOUSLY, he was such a bum. And what made it worse was that the other peoples wouldn't do anything about it. Every one of us wanted to punch him in the face SO MUCH. In fact he reminded me of a constipated bee.

At first he was a pain in the ass just listening to him nag on and on and on and on about random crap. But then, after lunch, he was like "UGH I FEEL SICK BECAUSE I ATE TOO MUCH. IMMA SPEW UP ON THAT PERSON *points at Rumerr*
Rummer: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Anyway, he wouldn't shut up about it.
1. if he didn't want to feel sick he shouldn't have eaten a lot.
It's as simple as that

2. It's kinda impossible to choose which person you will puke on. It's like saying "I'm going to go land on that piece of grass when I fall over"
a. You get a lot of other pieces of grass
b. Most of the time you will miss it
c. even if you don't miss it, you still fall over
He acted like it was cool to spew. No, it's not. Ask any person that and most of the time, in fact nearly all of the time people would say its not cool to spew, on people or not.

So later on he began realizing how stronger our bridge looked compared to his so he picked up a piece of wood and leaned over
Random Dude: See this? This is your spine if you beat our bridge. GNEEE
WOAH. HE SNAPPED A PIECE OF FOAM-WOOD. THAT'S LIKE SO AMAZING. Even more amazing he compared our spines to it.
We were all so scared. So scared he scared a person (me) who has skun and  dissected heaps on mice on their own accord.
I wonder what would happen if i threw a mouse at him.
I bet he would scream if I threw a mouse at him.
I want to move schools just to do that; Throw a mouse at him and watch him scream. 

Scream like the little girl he is.

In the end, when we tried our bridges with the cars, sadly ours lost to his but in all-and-all his sucked; Our bridge would hold more weights then his if we could just get the car to stay on.
 I hated how he was the one acting like he built the bridge when we did the testing with the cars. He was the one to let the car go. He was the one to move the bridge and pick it up and all that.
Everyone in his group looked so bored.

The funny thing is, our bridges fail score didn't even make a difference to our schools total score, and our school still WON. We all wanted to rub it in his lazy-bum face and laugh at him



and then throw a mouse at his face

Oh, and by the haps, Dude is now released at DA.
You can get him here:
http://stewedrat.deviantart.com/art/Dude-Desktop-Buddy-185088508?q=&qo= 
By clicking 'Download file' Which appears to the right of the picture. The instructions to use him are in the description.

Dude Desktop Buddy

its a WIP so far but it's coming up good
You will be able to download Dude at http://stewedrat.deviantart.com/
Check there often for Dude DB because it will be there first before it is posted on here, and that will be the only place it will be available for download.
Check out Dude with his clone!

 Dude should be available in a few days or the next week. I have 24 more pictures to do before he is finished, so be patient with my slowness

Shaver Talk

One day my friends ended up talking about shavers which soon carried on to why I don't shave my legs. Wrong. I do. It's just that at that time I didn't have shavers.
Then they started questioning if I shaved my pits. And the answer is yes.
Then they began to ask "Well if you shave your pits why don't you shave your legs?"
I replied with "I told you before, i shave both"
Them: "Well why haven't you shaved your legs?"
Me: "I only had one crapy razor left so i shaved my pits"
Them: "Why didn't you shave your legs?"
The answer is simply really, I always wear pants-Well rarely I don't- So no point wasting a razor on that when you don't see my legs.
Anywho I was having a big thinking-daydreaming-notdoingschoolwork-thing.
Now, I had a really big think.
What If you where someone with one crappy razor left and someone who didn't wear pants?
Would you shave your pits or your legs?
I mean, would you go walking around like this:

 

Or This:

I had no idea what one I would choose if i was that person.

But that left me thinking, What would happen if you had NO shavers.

Would you be left standing out of your normal crowd like this:

I still find it real hard to find out what to do.
All I could think of was putting over a bag over your head... But that doesn't really help much besides hiding your identity- But by then every would know you as Spider Legs or some name my brain can't produce right now (No thanks to overdose of orange Tic Tacs)
The only other thing I could think of was setting yourself on fire- I'd burn all of your hair off and take you out of school/work. The bad side of it was you'd be left with skin problems and your head hair would also be gone.